Help cancer research by sending Clinton or Trump
a roll of toilet paper with their faces on it!

 Show them what we think of their shit.

How it works

american people

We collect orders on behalf of the American people. Sign up below to join the movement.


At the end of every month we tally up the totals and send Clinton and Trump a ton of boxes of toilet paper with their faces on it.


We donate part of the profits to help colorectal cancer research which is the second leading cause of cancer-related deaths killing nearly 50,000 people a year.

Who spews the most shit and needs the most rolls?

Hilary Clinton 120 Rolls
Donald Trump 175 Rolls

Send a roll for only $5